December 2009
89 posts
iPod
My sister and I were fighting about how i put my music too loud.
My sister: Whats the point of earphones if I can hear your music?
Me: the point of the earphones are so that the music can blast into my ears
My sister: No it isn't. Its so that only you can hear it. Its for private use.
Me: ugh (looks away)
My sister: (mumbles) Its called an iPod not a wePod.
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Merry Christmas Everyone :D
We were arguing with our maid because we didn't want to get dressed up for the Christmas party.
My sister: In one fairytale the main character came to his party naked....
Me: (thinks she is talking about "The Emperor's New Clothes")
My sister: Si Baby Jesus....
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My maid holds out a shirt
My sister: That looks really bad
My maid: It suits you....
My sister: So it will suit me because it looks ugly...
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Why You Can't Go Out
My sister: Dad, can i go to a mall with some guy. He owes me something.
Dad: Is someone else going to be there?
My sister: No, just the 2 of us...
Dad: Then.... No
My sister: Whaaaat? Why? You allow me when I go with a girl...
Dad: That's because girls can't get you pregnant...
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Dialogue From The Desperate Kingdom Of Love [2.01]
Nathan: I could love you forever, Haley.
Haley: So could I.
Nathan: Your my family now Haley. The only true thing I have. I don't ever want to lose you.
Haley: You won't . (look at each other lovingly) What?
Nathan: Marry Me.
Haley: Stop it.
Nathan: What?
Haley: You're embarrasing me.
Nathan: Why not?
Haley: Because we're in High School
Nathan: So what, I'm emancipated
Haley: Is this about sex, because I want to wait
Nathan: No i can see you caved in on that one already
Haley: Well maybe so ... Nathan, couples don't get married in high school. Its just, it's not normal.
Nathan: So what? I'm not normal. What I'm feeling is definitely not normal. And to be honest with you Haley I don't ever want to be not with you... I'm serious
Haley: i know you are
Nathan: So i'll say it agian... I could love you forever.
Haley: Nathan, so could i,
Nathan: So, why cant forever start today
Love Installation
thunderpopcola:
A step by step guide to installing love on the human machine.
Customer: I can do that. I’m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma’am?
Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
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You are, and always have been, my dream.
– Nicholas Sparks (The Notebook) (via kari-shma) (via strange-and-beautiful)
Time to start
peroxideprincess:
the Johnny Depp picspam for Raffie. :))
RACHEL! YOU WITH ME? :D
Thanks guys, I enojyed seeing MY MAN! :))